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Guy: Did you fall from heaven?
Me: No, I rose from hell.
sex ed teacher: every month the walls of the uterus gently shed placenta in the process known as menstruation.
my uterus: every month I'll gently rip your soul out of your vagina for three to seven days.
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narcotine:

you keep saying “you do you” but why do you when you can do me 

(via andrewcore)

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